The Peenberg Punishment · Fantasy Football Season Justice

Ian Greenberg vs. 70 Hot Dogs

Ian Greenberg in a Scooby-Doo costume, on a leash, at a party Guiltyas charged
Exhibit A — the defendant, last seen on a leash.

He finished dead last in fantasy football. The sentence has been handed down: seventy hot dogs. The clock is running.

Time remaining until the reckoning — 11:59 PM, August 1

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Tale of the Tape

Contestant
Ian Greenberg
Also known as
“Peenberg”
The crime
Finished dead last. Undisputed.
The sentence
70 hot dogs — no take-backs
Deadline
August 1, 2026
Last sighting
In a Scooby-Doo costume

The Dog Count

0 of 70 dogs down the hatch
0%

70 hot dogs still stand between Ian and his freedom.

Each 🌭 is one hot dog. Bright ones are history. Faded ones are Ian’s future.

The Terms of the Deal

A bet is a bet. Ian shook on it. These are the conditions of the Peenberg Punishment, as agreed by all parties (and one reluctant party):

70hot dogs, start to finish
7days on the clock
10a day to stay on pace
0excuses accepted

Buns count. Condiments encouraged. Anything left on the plate by August 1st rolls over into eternal, well-documented shame.